I’ve Got Big Plans

My friend at No Use For A Headline has set a few goals for himself – 101 goals, actually.  These goals are of the self-improvement variety (mostly).  He must complete these 101 goals in 1001 days.  After the 1001 days are up, we can presume that he will be a greater person because of it.

I’ve decided that I’m also going to do something like that.  However, unlike my lazy, clearly unambitious friend, I’m going to set 101 goals in 1000 days.  Only chumps need an additional 24 hours to accomplish 101 goals.

Here’s a sampling of what I intend to accomplish over the next 1000 days (not 1001, because I’m better than that):

-Goal #39: Go to Taco Bell.
-Goal #11: Sleep for a full 24 hours.
-Goal #75: Go a full hour without saying “fuck” (a more difficult goal than you realize, considering I have a thesis to write.)
-Goal #79: Wake up before noon on a Saturday.
-Goal #23: Do laundry.
-Goal #88: Think of more goals.
-Goal #89: And write those goals down.

As you can see, I have my work cut out for me!  Actually, stay tuned.  I’m gonna do this 101 in 1000 (not 1001) for realz.